Football is 90 minutes of pretending you're hurt. Rugby is 80 minutes of pretending you're not!
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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“I just saw the line, pinned me ears back and ended up bagging a bit of meat in the corner there, which was tops!” - Honey Badger
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"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson
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