"Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it goes through life thinking it is stupid."
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"It's never too late to get your shit together" -Anonymous
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“I just saw the line, pinned me ears back and ended up bagging a bit of meat in the corner there, which was tops!” - Honey Badger
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"Nobbin' with all the muckety-mucks. I'm blowin' my dough and goin' deluxe."
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